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So I had a few rough nights last week where I was up from roughly 1-6am looking for the flesh eating mosquieeeeto who kept biting me when I fell asleep. Covered in huge bug bites and standing wide eyed, with all the lights on, trying to catch the little bastard when he passes through my line of site. I had no luck, and thus turned to the one place where you can find anything and where everything is true and accurate... the internet. I was told on one site to rub my entire body with Bounce... which surprisingly worked quite well, although it did lead to a dream that I was in a giant Washer/Dryer. Anyway, on one site I found this haunting image that I had to share:

Yes... yes, you are.