James B. // Blog

   There are a few songs in this blog post, see what your vocals or drums, or whatever the hell you play, can do with them.  then post it under my session named (Life on the bottom)

Shave my face with an old saw blade

Same one I used on this house I made

I got some shit 'at'll get ya slack jawled

ZOOP HAAAW!

I fry my eggs in an old hub cap

Don't fuck wid me boy or you'll get bitch slapped

Cookin' supper for my drunk ass maw

Scratchin' my thang with a chicken paw

ZOOOP HAAAW!

Zooop haaaw, suck tha bottom out dat glass

If ya'll drink too much of it

you won't have no hair lef on yo' ass

save dat empty can, to have a place to spit yo' chaw

ZOOOP HAAAW!

Eatin' beans 'n' weenies , waitin' on tha road to thaw

Doin' twelve ounce curls, watchen shows 'bout ol' john law

Another crackhead catches one 'cross his jawl

ZOOOP HAAAW!

Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, Ha ha haaagrrrrrra

Like tha flame to yo' last candle

you fuckin' lit then it got blowed

out into tha shit-stained

life that you once knowed

I sent tha wind right at yo' nose

Yeah, I know it was fucked up of me

but I'm just so fuckin' thowed

Grrrrrrrra, Ha ha haaaa yeah

Yeah, throw me away

throw me around

I thowed myself

right to tha ground

Thowed like yo' life's ashes

into my sick ass pit of sin

Thowed like punchin' my better man

right in his fuckin' chin

Like a wild pitch at yo' batter

Like a kiss when it don't matter

Like a mind that just got blowed

suckin' ten more line of snow

I' ll pet yo' slick ass kitty

I'll be tha twister of yo' titty

Cause I'm just so fuckin' thowed

Hmmmmmhmmmmmm, Grrrrrryeah

Yeah, throw me away

Throw me around

I thowed myself

right to the ground

Thowed like all yo' pennies

into my deep ass wishin' well

Just like a blasted spirit

into tha darkest pit of hell

Set a fire down in yo' cortex

burnin' all that you been showed

Breakin' things I'm gettin' paid to fix

cause I'm just that fuckin' thowed

Yeah, throw me away

Throw me around

I thowed my self

right to the ground

Grrrrrrrr, A, Ha hahaha haaaa 

Hey there my freaky darlings!

     I am just your average vocalist who is in need of some music for his lyrics, or some music to put lyrics to.  I do not have a band at the moment, mostly because there are not a lot of good musicians where I live.  I can do custome song work.  The average time it takes me to complete a song, and arrange it is about half hour.  If you wnat to know what kind of stuff I write, then go check out http://www.myspace.com/raggedbreathjesse  You can leave me a message on that page or you can come back here.  If you want to audition for a place in the band, then you can email me a demo to exiledauthor@hotmail.com  Or you can put something up in my first session mix.

 Hope to hear from someone soon!

Much love to ya!

James